scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

siighed:

some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

لا شيء حولي في مكانه الصحيح. حتى أنا
― (via bandar-khader)
لا أريد أن أحب بعدك أحداً كي لا أظلمه ..
― (via bandar-khader)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do.
― Lisa Kleypas (via onlinecounsellingcollege)